Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?
does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.
have a gif of Simon doing the death wiggle <3
where do aliens hang out
this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
actual line from the show
is this show even real or
The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do
I’ve seen Coraline enough times to know not to fuck with that.
A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.
[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that
according to popular show like pretty little liars
teen girls dress like this everyday
with a completely different outfit every single day never wearing the same thing
and they are all flawlessly beautiful and have impeccable bodies
u know what teenage girls really look like?
and wear shit like this
why is it so fucking hard to have a show that portrays girls in a realistic flawed way. why do we keep lying to ourselves so much